Soooo about the 💩....
It’s mom’s birthday, and she loves to spend time with us, so she decided to take us to the gym to socialize and romp with her friends. @204lifestyle is happiest when we’re happy. Dad helped get us outside, but as soon as we hear “truck” we forget everything else and jump in. Remember this part. After we got to the gym, I ran around and said hi to all my best buds while Little Z hid in the office. I got bum scratches and pets, and it was awesome. Then I remembered I had to poo and quickly ran to the back door and found it closed. After a brief exploration, I found a corner of the gym that was perfect for a good excited dump. I proceed to unload a king coiler that mom now refers to as The Greatest of All Time, or The GOAT. Everyone was horrified/impressed, and mom cleaned it up and begged them not to tell dad. When he got to the gym, no one said a word about the epic poo. Not one word. But then mom cracked and told him, mostly because the size and volume of poo was so impressive that dad had to know. He appreciates stuff like that. So do I. It was huge. A record, maybe.
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